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28-10-2011 11:16 PM Funny answers - questions!
sirwinner
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Since there is no sky, the land of Tibia is the hell itself. Cats are creatures from hell, so can do whatever they want because behind Apocalipse there's a cat dominating all. Not forgetting their plan to take over the world. MUAMHUAMHUAHUAMHAU



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28-10-2011 11:19 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because the cats forget to put the 'off' , from the follow , in their tibia clients


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28-10-2011 11:20 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because cats in Tibia want to kill people


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28-10-2011 11:27 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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cats in Tibia doesn't look for homeless, so they should have their master, right? however, since every character have the same face (shape) each cat takes any random player as their master, so they follows him, but instead of taking care on cat, every player leaves 'em or kills those cats because they are so annoying


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28-10-2011 11:29 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because in Tibia cats see in Tibians their brothers! Why?
Tibian cats are just a bunch of pixels, as well as players :/



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28-10-2011 11:34 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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cats follow you because they got no house and they need some warm and cozy homeFrown



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28-10-2011 11:35 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because we're the only ones who can protect them from the evil Dark Torturers, always in need of their cute little paws to torture their victims!


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28-10-2011 11:39 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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3) because they want to "catch" us


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28-10-2011 11:42 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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answer of question 3:

Because they are hungry, and boots of haste seen very appetizing.



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28-10-2011 11:44 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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3. Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Good question. I bet it's the smell of blood and fear we have after hunts, because demons actually tell us why they follow us ;-).

"I smell fear"...^^



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28-10-2011 11:46 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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In Tibia cats aren't monsters !They are robots product by yalaharian factories which prefer eat fridge magnets than fishes. In fact they don't comming to players - they are attracted by the magnets strenght which they ate ! Grin



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28-10-2011 11:47 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because in real life, cats have just 9 lives, but in Tibia you can kill as many cats as you can find, they will respawn back. So they don't care much about it, you kill them and five minutes later they'll be chasing you again!



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28-10-2011 11:49 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by Quervel 28-10-2011 11:51 PM
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Cats are following us because our cute pixel faces look similar to rats' faces.
Tibian cats don't have such good sight as the real ones so they don't see differences =/



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28-10-2011 11:56 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?



Becouse programers forget to change mod to "ran away"



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29-10-2011 12:00 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because people dont shower in Tibia


Hey, where is this fish smell coming from?

<sniffs underwear>



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29-10-2011 12:09 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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"Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?"
Because all kinds of ground in Tibia are slippery, so when a wild cat appears it will just slide everywhere until it meets a player. But why do just players make them stop? It's simple; since players rarely change their outfits, they are always full of dirt and that makes poor cats get stuck Frown



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29-10-2011 12:46 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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It's because the Cip members watched in National Geographic that humans and rats have 99% of similarity in genes, and decided to implement this in-game Grin

Me in-game say: "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! Run, a cat is coming" Shock



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29-10-2011 12:55 AM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by carlious 29-10-2011 12:56 AM
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Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Easy, let me tell you why...
When the cat's entred the world of tibia, they were planted whit a wrong software.



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29-10-2011 12:59 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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I prefer a white cat following me than a black cat giving me bad luck.



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29-10-2011 01:18 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

(CM Craban thinks: No! player noticed it...)
CM Craban says: Well that is just another bug to fix in the next update 9.32 ...



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