| 29-10-2011 07:47 PM |
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suspicious
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Alright why do you think cats are often compared to ninjas? They are fast, they hide quick, they climb everything, so in real life they CAN run away. Now look at Tibia's cat: it is slow and can't climb even a parcel. What is the point on trying to escape?
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| 29-10-2011 07:53 PM |
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Lizezzy
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Rats are too big to hunt, so theyr trying theyr hypnotizing skills on humans!
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| 29-10-2011 08:01 PM |
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Ushatek
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It's simple like a spear. They want to stay close to our splendor of glory.
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| 29-10-2011 08:27 PM |
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Shunayder
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Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?
they show solidarity with the players Tibia 
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| 29-10-2011 10:00 PM |
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Emek
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Question 4: Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?
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| 29-10-2011 10:12 PM |
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toonzera
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Lords needs to kill servants to keep alive, imagine you summon 2 demon skeletons and a demon appear, but you got trapped by ur demon skeletons, and you need to kill those summons to keep alive, traggic, but true, poor summons, always getting killed to save their lords 
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| 29-10-2011 10:20 PM |
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garanda
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Because when servants knew they were summoned they denied to do their job until get payment (summon's strike)... anyway the lords enjoy to do the dirty work of killing his employees and players themselves instead of dealing with annoying working law suit.
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| 29-10-2011 10:28 PM |
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Dark-Ignobae
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"Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?"
Becuse although nobody knows it, those monsters that are able to summon are trying to create a new monster called "Mutated Ice Cream". They are all special magicians that were once studying at Hogwarts, but since they were bad students, they were kicked before they could learn how to summon properly. As they always fail, they get angry and kill their poor summons
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| 29-10-2011 10:29 PM |
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Zigffried
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Question 4: Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?
A: They do it to avoid getting emotionally attached to their servants. It's hard, but better than being judged by your fellow orcs for playing around with puppies, for example.
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| 29-10-2011 10:35 PM |
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Sogogo
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They do it so they know who the boss is.
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| 29-10-2011 10:37 PM |
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guardian of druts
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Magic masters created summoning as a food spell.
They have been summoning chickens and making roasted dragon wings with Jean Pierre. Many, many years later King Tibianus got interested in this spell and convinced Masters to change it to battle spell. That's why we are able to kill our summons
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| 29-10-2011 10:48 PM |
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greskilla
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4. Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?
Summoned monsters have different characters evil and good maybe and that is why they are killed. They are wild and angry, thatswhy you call them monsters...^^.
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| 29-10-2011 10:56 PM |
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Tomas
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Because summons don't eat vegetables. So their Lords punish 'em. xd
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| 29-10-2011 11:11 PM |
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Billye
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Por que criaturas invocadas podem ser mortos por monstros que chamei eles? Senhores matando seus servos? Por quê?
Porque certa criatura invocadas, nascem com vontade própria e a maioria tem um gênero meio gay ou feio.. Seu mestre sem perde a razão, os matão sem dó nem piedade por desgosto.
Como se fosse assim, invocou a criatura e você fala' Solta fogo aff, mata logo, não acredito, to morrendo e você não me ajuda criatura em graça, odeio aquele orc que não me ajudou e morri (chorando de raiva). sabe como é né.
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| 29-10-2011 11:12 PM |
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Anskid
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Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?
They can be killed because they are not funny and their lords do not like boring summons
soo get funny summon.
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| 29-10-2011 11:26 PM |
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Crimm
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Question 4: Why summoned creatures can be killed by monsters that have summoned them? Lords killing their servants? Why?
the summons are a bit slow in the head compared to regular monsters, so the lord quickly gets frustrated at their stupidity and destroys them.
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| 29-10-2011 11:27 PM |
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Linea Alba
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Do you know how hard it is to find good staff these days?
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| 29-10-2011 11:33 PM |
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Adar of Poland
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because they can don't perform his orders, and he kills them in anger
translate ;d
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| 29-10-2011 11:46 PM |
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Zero
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IQ of monsters isn't very high, so they sometimes take their friends for enemies and kill them.
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| 29-10-2011 11:56 PM |
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Quervel
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LoL these are not summons! x.x
Monsters are trying to clone themselves, but demons or giant spiders are weak in ninja techniques, so these copies are pitiful, and they're killing them to hide from the world their hopeless skills. =)
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