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31-10-2011 05:28 AM Funny answers - questions!
garanda
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Well since several updates Cipsoft upgraded the "Non-Player-Character" to "Non-Pauseable-Chatters" now they are design to chat with everyone who speaks to them.



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31-10-2011 06:00 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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NPC's use ESP to contact players minds and take their orders and questions mentally. Haven't you ever noticed that Tibian's never open their mouths to speak? We're a race of psychics I tell you.



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31-10-2011 06:16 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because since they dont do nothing, just buy or sell stuff, when they got to talk the got to do it with everyone!!



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31-10-2011 09:08 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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they must be some kind of advanced human being that is capable of typing with both hands and feet, and nose too, who knows.



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31-10-2011 09:38 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Clearly every NPC has hidden tentacles and the ability to communicate telepathically...
Just like the Twins from Men in Black. Wi-Wank and Bob Grin



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31-10-2011 10:45 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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You can see one person, but in reality they are little people and under the cloths there are hundreds of them hiding. Each of them rsponds to one player.




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31-10-2011 12:52 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because NPCs are no-lifers, they never leave their workplace, they are online 24/7 xd



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31-10-2011 02:26 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by Lizezzy 31-10-2011 02:29 PM
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It's the NPC's mind controlling powers! Youre actually talking to theyr inner voice!
The words they really SAY out are in yellow not blue font... obviously




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31-10-2011 02:52 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?


because They have Speech Recognition always ON
and don't have exhausted like us D:




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31-10-2011 03:06 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Long time ago, in the Tibia, each NPC used to be able to serve each client individually (joke Pfft), but someone changed it becouse if the NPC serve customers each individual, would have to take pills for neurosis. In shops would be create a huge queue and CipSoft couldn't keep up with the payment of overtime for the each NPC. PACC would cost 5x more, because all money would be "eaten" by the NPC :x

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31-10-2011 03:45 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

They offred Zonic (that blue little smurf) to work for em! Speedy gonzales




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31-10-2011 04:58 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?


In old times ...
Computers Were things of the future and NPCs worked with small annotations in books ....
Because of that manual labor was horrible and slow and could not answer alot guys at same time..
on this times, I struggled alot to buy potions x.x
like barbarian wants your beer! Angry

Nowadays ... what nobody knows...
with the digital age, things have changed ... everyone has computers, iPods, iPads and assistance to mobile service queries quickly and dexterity in.
and npcs can work with that...

but everything is hidden under the counter, to anyone see... xD

that's what Arruda told to me with gossip for 11k Cool
we combine 5 but she stole me 6 Sad




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31-10-2011 05:27 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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npcs are greedy, that's why they developed skills to talk to huge amounts of customers at the same time.
After all, time is money...




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31-10-2011 06:45 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because they belong to the super-rox Tibian family! They are more than awesome, As their family members from the nasty and evul creatures for example Medusa and her deadly snakes hair, hydra and it's heads, tongues etc. Our NPC have more than one mouth too. but it's hidden and can't be seen by the naked eyes maybe. This is how NPC can talk to 100 player in the same time! o_O




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31-10-2011 06:45 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Answer 5: Because Cipsoft are slave drivers! Why hire 100 NPC's when you can have only 1 <g>




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31-10-2011 07:42 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5:
How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

R: They're telepathic, led by the space invaders




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31-10-2011 07:44 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

They took classes soliloquy, with a crazy teacher named Ferumbras Shock




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31-10-2011 07:57 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question:How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?

Answer: They have what is in lack on Tibia players: Concentration. \_(-_-)_/




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31-10-2011 07:57 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 5.

Answer:

Because he was pay for this, or are dismissed.




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31-10-2011 08:03 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because they are just awesome like that. They can also sneeze and yawn at the same time with their eyes open!




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