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31-10-2011 08:07 PM Funny answers - questions!
Dicianny
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Nowadays slow is only the poor turtle (or not).
Tibia with advanced technology (of course), talk with 50, 100 at same time is a kind of make more money in a short time and without queue.
being the rule "the more, the better" $.$
Who is stupid to not do that?
can be sure that the NPC is not. Smile




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31-10-2011 08:22 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Answer 5:
So i think, that npcs are uber-talented. I don't know anyone who can do things like that. It's something what good seller should have in real life Pfft




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31-10-2011 08:47 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by Kassio182 31-10-2011 08:52 PM
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Question 5: How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?
in npc test, each one needs to hear mirade for about 2 hours, if he can, probably have the ability to listen to 100 players with ease.




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31-10-2011 08:56 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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You don't even know, how strong the smell of money from all these customers is.




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31-10-2011 09:26 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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How NPC can talk to 100 players at the same time?
Same as anyone else would... with their mouth Pfft





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31-10-2011 10:00 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?

From now on, you can answer only QUESTION 6. Ratings for each question will be published later.
 
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31-10-2011 10:07 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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#Question 6

We can't jump cause there is no gravity, so we would jump and go to sky... But wait, there is no sky in Tibia, I'm confused now LOL Shock

And we can't sit cause aways there is a cat following you, so you would maybe crush the cat. Also we don't have time to rest, we need xpxpxpxpxp Cool



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31-10-2011 10:13 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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We can actually sit in our mounts, and theres a quest in edron that you have to jump across a big gap to deal with a troll that smashed a house with a big rock ! Shock

But I'm only joking.... Grin
We don't sit because is so much cool to stand up on chairs, we all should try it at home.

(And we don't jump because we are playing Tibia, and not Super Mario.)



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31-10-2011 10:14 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?

We cant jump cause if we could, the water around the Spike Sword in Rookgard would be full of drowned bodies that tried this trick Shock

We cant sit cause the programmers know how much bad for health is sitting for long time... and they dont want the same problem for we, the playersSmile



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31-10-2011 10:17 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?

Because the creator of the game suffered from hemorrhoids... and decided to take revenge! Grin



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31-10-2011 10:19 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because the programmers want players no time lose to in jumping and no laze by the seat. In Tibia is the most important levels



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31-10-2011 10:32 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Reposta 6 : Porque ficava louco, pensa pulando encima dos outro, das armadilha, ate fugir pulando por cima de boos. E também aquela montaria que saiu White Deer e Black Sheep, imagine como pulava. Meio requisitos. Wink



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31-10-2011 10:37 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?

We can't sit because of bad joints, we always must be standing straight and we must never bend our knees for such a silly reason as sitting.

As for jumping, well this isn't super mario! Imagine if we could jump over Pythius into his treasure room and gather all his goodies, or jumping over the bank counters to rob the banks. With the power of jumping we would have no problem jumping into the water and swimming across to access the almighty sword of fury in Rookgaard, or jumping over PVP opponents. Criminals would be jumping through the streets and we would have no way to trap them! The balance of Tibia would be ruined and we would be in chaos!



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31-10-2011 10:47 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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"Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?"
-We can't sit because we don't have butt in tibia (have you ever seen 1?Pfft.
-We can't jump because then players would jump from Rookgaard to Main before facing their destiny! (rats) Shock



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31-10-2011 10:49 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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We can't jump, because brave warriors with heavy armors, shields, weapons and backpacks (full of other backpacks and other heavy armors) would look stupid while jumping on meadows like little girls and unicorns.

Every furniture in Tibia is dirty, because everyone is walking on it... In Tibia there is no employment agency, so there are no charwomen, and there are any cleaning supplies, so we can't clean it... And we're not sitting because we don't want to make our legs dirty!



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31-10-2011 11:04 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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"Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?"

We can't jump because if the characters could, we would break the screen Grin Grin Grin Grin
We can't sit because if a respawn is slow, we could bring some chairs and wait it calmly, which isn't what Cipsoft want.

They want us to get exp and kill ourselves. LOL



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31-10-2011 11:14 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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they don't let us sit, but they creared chairs, we should sit on game to wait for betters updates Pfft
about jumping, what happens if 5 fat chars start to jump? well, an earthquake gonna happen lol



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31-10-2011 11:16 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because Tibia is so old that in times when it was created has not yet been invented sit and jump



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31-10-2011 11:26 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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We can't sit because programmers are too lazy to change graphics of outfits Sad
We also can't jump because it would be power abused by people who played Mario. They would try jumping on monsters head and smashing it in one step.



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31-10-2011 11:32 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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well, actually we CAN jump and sit down. but unfortunately, tibia is 2D,so we cant notice that we are jumping... and we sit when we log out, or do you think our characters wait us to come back standing up?



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