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29-10-2011 06:43 AM Funny answers - questions!
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Q #3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

A: Because cats in Tibia are smarter than cats in real life. They have a secret organization and they follow humans to learn all their secrets in order to conquer the Tibian civilization.


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29-10-2011 07:04 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Answer: Long time ago there was a mighty cat with black boots, he started to follow tibia players until he had earn their trust. Once this mighty cat were invited at players houses he used to "clean" them and disapear.
Looks like hes teaching their nephews.... Cats are not that cute and inocent as they seem to !


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29-10-2011 07:06 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because in tibia we have no soap, and eat many fish. we are always to smell rotten fish... Shock


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29-10-2011 07:14 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Answer ; Ever wondered why cats had such big shiny cute eyes? Some time ago there was no cats around tibian streets and suddenly PUFF update and cats appeared. Looks like CIP found a way to spy us.

I bet those yalahari ppl helped CIP to construct those Robocats


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29-10-2011 08:16 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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QUestion 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because the tibia cats are not ninja spies who are watching our every move and taking notes in your notebook to one day dominate the world!


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29-10-2011 08:23 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because cats are in the game under the influence of booze (Drunk) and end up confusing us with fish


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29-10-2011 09:08 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because the tibia's cat don't know how to ask for food is dangerous to a person armed with sword, axe, spear or magic = p


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29-10-2011 10:20 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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becouse cipsoft always want to trap us with the spamming cat's Angry


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29-10-2011 11:07 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Its quite simple really, in Tibia the cats have not heard of spaying and neutering, so they feel Tibian's are their frieds. Whereas in real life, cats have leared that peole are cruel and only want to steal their nuts!

~Tipi


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29-10-2011 11:20 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

because they don't have fear ._.

You cant wash cats in tibia ! Shock
so, they don't need run anymore of us
and I'm pretty sure tibia cats smell !


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29-10-2011 11:31 AM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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because we don't have shower in tibia and some characters didn't had it for 5 years so we smell like old good fishGrin


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29-10-2011 04:55 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?


R:because they are behind a human genetic samples to rule the world


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29-10-2011 05:31 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Because they know that our Tibian characters are the mighty and brave warriors who used to kill their biggest enemy.. The rats!!! we all know in the early days of our Tibian life we gained many levels mostly by hunting those annoying and ugly rats, So now.. this why are we followed by cats all the time since it's a great honor for them to follow such a great warriors! and their * MEOW* it when they are asking for our autographs! Grin


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29-10-2011 05:53 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

Because we all have at least 10 levels of fishing so they think we have always fish with us.


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29-10-2011 06:19 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?
Because even cats got unlimited lifes in Tibia, not like in rl life, where they got simple 3 Wink So they doesn't really care about dying and they keep coming to annoy us!


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29-10-2011 06:34 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by psicose 29-10-2011 06:36 PM
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

because the creators of the tibia wanted to accomplish a dream, have the attention of cats


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29-10-2011 06:37 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by Romano 19-11-2011 06:29 PM
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?

because i have no fear. meow


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29-10-2011 06:51 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Question 3: Why are we followed by cats in Tibia while in real life they run away?
When God said, "Let there be light" ... and there was light.
Durin thought and said, "cats will follow humans in Tibia"
They will no run away anymore ...
... and dwarfs very pleased, because those giant monsters were not going to attack, they started with this fad "Hail Durin!".


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29-10-2011 07:25 PM RE: Funny answers - questions! | Edited by allycs 29-10-2011 07:31 PM
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After asking my cat about it, he went to his fellas and discussed a lot, and when he finally came back he explained me why they run: according to him, its because "meow meeoow meow mew meow".
so obviously they follow us in tibia because "meow meow meow meeeooow"


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29-10-2011 07:32 PM RE: Funny answers - questions!
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Why don't cats run from us you ask?

It's simple Edron research academy injected dogs DNA into a cat!


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