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Evil Dancer
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Because we got wooden legs in Tibia and Tibia characters are good only for paraolympic sports.
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| 01-11-2011 07:34 PM |
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Sharra
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Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?
All Tibians are like plastic Barbie dolls, without bones and muscles. They are stiff and straight like walls of houses in Yalahar and therefore they can't sit and jump.
Moreover, if suddenly half of people from the server would start to jump, there would be earthquake. The man responsible for the graphics in the Tibia wouldn't keep up with making new floor and contract with IKEA would cost a fortune.
In addition, if at the same time second half of people from the same server would sit still and stand still, there would be only masskicks and Tibia could be exploding. 
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| 01-11-2011 07:35 PM |
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Ushatek
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Answer 6:
Players can't sit because they are always ready to fight. We can jump but it's impossible to do it with so heavy equipment and backpack :/
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| 01-11-2011 07:43 PM |
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Gabizaramella
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?
Answer : can not sit as we hunt so much that we would be without the courage to stand up.
we can not jump because we do not own a boot for this :/
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| 01-11-2011 08:12 PM |
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suspicious
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because if we were able to sit, "manasitters" would have spine problems and their butts would rot due to sitting around for a long time, and if we were able to jump, people would also hurt their spines, knees, feet and so on. So cipsoft would have to invest money in treatments for their customers, and ofcourse they dont want that.
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| 01-11-2011 08:18 PM |
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Isho Tar
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because some character outfits are so old that they turned into metal so we can't do anything:]
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| 01-11-2011 08:34 PM |
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Dicianny
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The players can't jump because they compete everything in tibia and with that, they would begin to compete who jumps highest, making tibian olympics; and they can't sit because if they discover how good and relax is it, they will want to change their profession from a hunter to a bum, without attacking even one deer. Will become so fat 
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| 01-11-2011 08:55 PM |
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FreiCanjica
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Question 6: Why can't we sit and jump in Tibia?
Answer: Jumping and Sitting are for the WOW-fans ones! We are rebels from a generation from far away, enduring the times of pussy 3D games! WE ARE THE REVOLUTION OF PIXELS! \o/
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| 01-11-2011 08:57 PM |
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Kareem
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Who said we can't can sit in Tibia, obviously we can do it when we are using mounts, and when we are using chairs too but we can't see it because Tibia isn't a 3D game i bet it's not even 2D but it's (xD). and we can't jump because there is no energy potions in Tibia like real energy drinks so we won't get wings to fly ops i mean jump. 
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| 01-11-2011 10:01 PM |
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Linea Alba
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you cant jump cuz someone would jump over to the spike sword in rook, and you cant sit cuz no one likes a lazy hero 
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| 01-11-2011 10:31 PM |
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rteger
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We cannot sit, because Tibian chair are being made by few poor slaves... They were told that they have to make such strong chairs that players can stand on them forevah... And it will never end
We cannot jump, cause some kind of superman could jump so high that he could... touch the famous Tibian sky...
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| 01-11-2011 10:34 PM |
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Question 7: How is it possible to insert 20 full backpacks into one empty backpack?
From now on, you can answer only QUESTION 7. Ratings for each question will be published later. |
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| 01-11-2011 10:42 PM |
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Adar of Poland
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it possible, because backpacks are reduced to the small size and therefore can insert 20 full backpacks into one empty backpack.
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| 01-11-2011 10:43 PM |
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Crimm
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Question 7: How is it possible to insert 20 full backpacks into one empty backpack?
we use special vacuum sealed backpacks; we suck the air out of all our backpacks so they remain very flat and compact!
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| 01-11-2011 10:46 PM |
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Billye
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Reposta 7 :
Para ter acesso ao buraco negro. Quanto mais mochila melhor vai abrindo o buraco.
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| 01-11-2011 10:57 PM |
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Dark-Ignobae
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"How is it possible to insert 20 full backpacks into one empty backpack?"
You need to throw a big stone on them until they are small (because you can't just sit on them)
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| 01-11-2011 11:09 PM |
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Juhas
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No, it's not possible .. What's up with your brain?!
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| 01-11-2011 11:16 PM |
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Quervel
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Our backpacks are gates to other dimensions (for example: green backpack to The Land, Where Everything Is Green, backpack of holding to The Land, Where Everything Is Held). When we put something inside, it goes to these dimensions. There are living small pixies, which are watching for our items, and giving them to us, when we want it back (things are just fly out of the backpacks).
If we want to put something in backpack which is already inside, we just put it in the main backpack, and PPO (Pixies Post Office) are sending their little ambassadors with luggage to the other dimensions, and it works at the same way.
Unfortunately, pixies are in eternal fight with dark forces of evil - Thing Eaters, which are trying to eat all our items. But pixies soldiers and mages are stronger thanks to their mystical skills, so our belongings are safe now.
Everything is possible thanks to smooth operation of PPO, which make our Tibian lives easier!
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| 01-11-2011 11:24 PM |
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sirwinner
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Tibia has some physical foundations, one of them is the worm hole. Each slot of the backpack has one worm hole, connecting it to somewhere in the tibian space, above the sky(???). When you put something into it, it 'll keep passing through the worm hole, in a way the item still make the backpack have some .OZ and a way you can see it.
This way you can have infinite itens or until your cap is over
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| 01-11-2011 11:26 PM |
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Szkatek
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Because the Tibia is a master of compression. Winrar and KGB Archiver are than Tibia weaker. In fact, programmers are former spies and special agents who specialize in smuggling across the border empty backpacks. So they know how to put a few backpacks in one backpack and to share with us.
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