< A normal day at the bar of Frodo. >
Frodo: Lord, everything is fine?
Troll: Yeah, but I want to say something...
Troll: Whenever I come, the beer tastes bad, the food looks like trash, the other day I found bugs in my soup and you're ugly as hell...
Frodo: But then, why do you come every day?
Frodo: Are you crazy? Stupid? Or what?
Troll: Nah, I'm a troll.
Troll: Hmmm, bugs.