Hapex: I remember shortly after the launch of the Liberty Bay update I was minding my own business in the protection zone on the boat next to Sebastian on Meriana (this was on another character/server). Anyway, I got approached by some high-level who was clearly in a great hurry, who started to greet me with 'hi' several times. So I replied as I usually do, in polite friendly terms with punctuation and capital letters. So he kept on with 'task', 'quest' and so I quietly acquiesced to his demands and told him to get me a pear from an evil dwarven geomancer who had been last seen in the triangle tower. To my utter surprise, off he went. Thinking to myself now, 'is it really possible to be that unobservant?'. Well, I got my final answer as he returned with a pear - and since I obviously couldn't teleport things into his backpack I dropped 5 platinum coins on the ground beside him. It was only fair since he (maybe) ran all the way across the map to get me a pear. Definitely one of the strangest things that ever happened to me since I started in 2004.