GM Zac Efron posted:
*takes off shirt, flicks hair*
Now all the women are on our side. ;)
"and just like that, we are now NOOBS!"
-Aestyn
GM
17:32 GM Roland Deshaine Harmonia [2]: ignore list is heave
Tibians have real life too
12:42 Pattre Kempe [53]: ok, gotta go
12:42 Pattre Kempe [53]: cause I've got a life
12:42 Pattre Kempe [53]: cya
12:55 Pattre Kempe [53]: k, back
Zaoan shoes
20:15 Legend Of Kage [49]: zoaon shoes is legs?
Selling gps
09:29 Rikimaru Gondar [16]: SELLING 3.5K GOLD....OFFER ITEMS
KRAK ORRRRRRK!
14:31 Brunito Comanda [21]: What monster scream: "KRAK ORRRRRRK!"?
14:33 You see a dead human (Vol:10). You recognize . He was killed by an orc berserker.
PK in help channel
02:47 xxxxxx xxx [115]: i need help
02:47 xxxxxx [53]: what can i help you with
02:48 xxxxxx xxx [115]: i was pk'ing dragon and he block mine hits very well so that means he drop shield but he no drop shield.
02:48 xxxxxx xxx [115]: i think is bug i already try to contact a GM
02:49 xxxxxx [53]: lmao
Embarrassing situation
22:40 Freneticooh [129]: I'm sad
22:40 Freneticooh [129]: my father dead
22:40 Enzo Lamperti [74]: pk?
22:41 Freneticooh [129]: cancer ¬¬
22:41 Enzo Lamperti [74]: sorry :s
Pizza Delivery
15:44 Ziva Obis [308]: grube, Is it true that you're a pizza chef?
15:44 Lord Grube of Solera [214]: yes, why?
15:44 Ziva Obis [308]: do you make delivery?
15:44 Lord Grube of Solera [214]: yes, we have this service
15:45 Ziva Obis [308]: ok, I want a four cheese pizza, can you deliver it to Inquisition?
15:45 Lord Grube of Solera [214]: --'
Polygamy in tibia? o.o
21:59 Don Toro [187]: can i have more than one wife?
21:59 Crusty Bone [69]: no man
21:59 Crusty Bone [69]: this is tibia
21:59 Crusty Bone [69]: not africa
Human monk
16:43 Jake Master [8]: can anyone here summon for me
16:43 Lost Kitten [23]: No, but I can flex my muscles and roar intimidatingly as you fail to hurt me.
16:44 Lost Kitten [23]: It’s kinda like a monk, but I’m much more awesome.
LP Pro
xxx: Lord'Paulistinha is pr0
yyy: PROgrammed?
Help a noob
Gingoran [23]: Save the children of edron for just 500gp a week, your money can make the difference. transfer your money now!