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Golden legs
23:29 Adam Celesta [8]: how much golden legs?
23:29 Art Featherpitch [87]: 56 oz
23:29 Art Featherpitch [87]: like all other servers


Cheek noob
19:02 Gold Orsabaal [15]: PLZ FREE ITEMS ! THAIS ! << No Travel !

Selling respawn! lol?
14:00 Arotimer Vatic [67]: selling respawn dragon lair (venore) left tower

I protect you
19:47 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 10K
19:49 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 5k
19:52 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION ONE DRAGON HAMM!
19:58 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION 100 GOLDEN COINS !!!!!!
20:00 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION JUST MSG ME AND U GOT IT !!!!!!!!
20:02 Vendeto [164]: SELL PROTECTION I GIVE FREE BOHS TO PRO~


Buy bolts, msg me fast
21:20 Von Gogi: Buy bolts (0-500) msg me !!!
21:20 Luheguf the knight: i sell 0 bolts, offer?


Master of fishing
-Botter is fishing-
GM Mike On Secura : Hello, are you there?
-Botter says nothing-
GM Mike On Secura : Well, then I suppose you are not there, I must ban you for botting.
Botter : Shhhhhh… You scare the fishes…


Helping a noob friend
Friend: PK!
Me: Name and Profesion?
Friend: is a paladin, You lose 71 Hitpoints due an atack by a hunter.
Me: idiot that is a monster! run now u are to low to kill him
Friend: fuck i died, go kill him!, he have my loot!
Me: idiot i told you that was a monster
Friend: o yeah? jajajaja oh fuck, btw help me to get the loot.
Me: na, i need to get afk
Friend: ok ill go for my loot. (Like 20 minutes later)
Friend: i died again
Me: jajajajajajjajajajaja u are a noob
Friend: i know, but help me to get the loot
Me: Hmmmm ok see you on Goblins
Friend: ok (5 minutes later)
Me: ok take your loot.
Friend: ok ill hunt here you can leave now
Me: ok (3 minutes later)
Friend: i died again
Me: ajajajajaja


Noob down
21:14 Mike [244]: Damn you die??
21:14 Tokasez [51]: yess! how come I lost my aol and not my bp..
21:14 Mike [244]: lol
21:15 Mike [244]: -_-


Plate child
19:11 Nygrax Relo [9]: buy plate child
19:12 Nargmand the Runelandian [87]: plate child
19:12 Nargmand the Runelandian [87]: ftw
19:12 Nargmand the Runelandian [87]: terminator junior


Lvl up or not?
21:09 Lekira [176]: <
21:09 Caristoo [148]: gz leki
21:09 Lord Lizz [68]: gz
21:09 Ungrim Stonehammer [25]: Gz Leki.
21:09 Pixipoxy [74]: gz
21:10 Lekira [175]: <
21:10 Ungrim Stonehammer [25]: Gz.


Problem with womens
19:47 Kariristo [24]: how r ya?
19:47 King Brooks [172]: im ok
19:48 King Brooks [172]: women problems
19:48 Kariristo [24]: sc*ew her
19:49 King Brooks [172]: i did that
19:49 King Brooks [172]: 10 times


About Tutors and forums
17:15 Fertyn [102]: wait a moment
17:24 Blahi [201]: died?
17:24 Fertyn [101]: buahahahah
17:24 Fertyn [101]: damn forums
17:25 Fertyn [101]: :D
17:25 Fertyn [101]: yeah whatever
17:25 Fertyn [101]: the most usual death reason of botters=traps, the most usual death reason of no lifers=kicks, the most usual death reason of Tutors=forums :P
17:27 Blahi [201]: I died bcuz of a kix yesterday
17:27 Fertyn [101]: Yeah, you did, no lifer!


Want a cookie?
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: fertyn
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: fertyn
14:42 Fertyn [102]: sup?
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: come
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: com ehere
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: come closer
14:42 Fertyn [102]: :P
14:42 Abobinacion [13]: closer
14:42 Fertyn [102]: :o
14:43 Abobinacion [13]: want a cookie?
14:43 Abobinacion [13]: >>
14:43 Fertyn [102]: A COOKIE
14:43 Fertyn [102]: :DD
14:43 Fertyn [102]: <3
14:43 Fertyn [102]: thix
14:43 Abobinacion [13]: huiashauis
14:43 Abobinacion [13]: :B
14:43 Fertyn [102]: thxxxx :D
14:43 Abobinacion [13]: lawl


People nowadays are so rude!
14:42 Fertyn [102]: you collect the parts of a jester doll?
14:42 Blahi [208]: not rlly
14:42 Blahi [208]: got none haha
14:42 Fertyn [102]: okay
14:42 Fertyn [102]: want mine?
14:42 Fertyn [102]: I won't be able to get the rest anyway
14:42 Fertyn [102]: have likee....
14:42 Fertyn [102]: the left arm and head missing
14:42 Blahi [208]: nah,thank you :)
14:43 Fertyn [102]: okii
14:45 Fertyn [102]: look at that guy
14:45 Fertyn [102]: 14:44 Shujinko Knight [89]: Sell Jester Doll
14:45 Fertyn [102]: HE'S GOT IT!
14:45 Fertyn [102]: but he's selling it
14:45 Fertyn [102]: he didn't deserve it!
14:47 Blahi [208]: hmm
14:47 Blahi [208]: i wonder for how much
14:47 Blahi [208]: ;<
14:48 Fertyn [102]: lul
14:48 Fertyn [102]: I wanted to asskkkk him
14:48 Fertyn [102]: but he logged out
14:48 Fertyn [102]: xd
14:48 Fertyn [102]: HOW RUDE!
14:48 Blahi [208]: veri
14:48 Blahi [208]: we go pk him later
14:49 Blahi [208]: YES
14:49 Blahi [208]: GOGOGO
14:49 Blahi [208]: ;D
14:50 Fertyn [102]: :D


Fishing & noob
Noob: Hi
Player 1: Hello
Player 2: Hello
Noob: Do you fish with friend?
Player 1: No, I fish with worms.
Noob: Does he fish alone?
Player 2: No, I fish with rod.
Noob: exiva "rod"
Noob: He is not online! Liar!
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