Test server
The 1st at test server I thought that I would get all the items to the real world, so I collected all night getting stuff.. at the end I was dissapointed because I didn't see any good items in my dp
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Funny answers part 1
need to know
if eminem play tibia he can buy a hoouse (theather) and play love the way you lie?
Fresh
I saw that people are selling rats and rabbits to Tom. So, I collected some dead rats and rabbits and tried to sell them to him and he said he only accepts fresh corpses and didn't buy mine. So, I wondered what can be fresh corpses? I went and killed one or two rabbits, carried them to Tom and sold them with meat and carrots inside them. This time he accepted and I thought fresh means that either meat or carrots should be inside the corpse. Then, after some time, I found that people were selling meat to Willie at 2 gp each. I thought, why should I sell a rabbit at 2 gp with 2 meat in it to Tom, while I can sell meat for 2 gp each to Willie to make 4 gp? So, I started selling meat to Willie. Only after a few days I realized that fresh means recently killed.
My first death description
My first char ever was Lusowan, created on the 7.8. I was exploring Rookgaard's academy (I was noob), and I found the troll, the bug, and the spider. I tried to kill them but they left me with yellow HP. I left the cave. Then I found "an orange thing and blue moving spikes" (the fire and the energy fields). Curiously, I stepped on the fire field. Then I realized: Oh sh... I'm on fire! I was scared because I was about to die. Then I thought: Hope that the blue spikes are Ice! I stepped on it and then I died for first time.
Broken weapon
I went to hunt rats in the rookgaard sewer, I made my way trough the rats and reached a box... I was surprised to find a combat knife, I continued exploring the cave using my new combat knife until I found a broken sword on the ground ... I thought my new combat knife could break! I decided to hit the rats with the combat knife one time and kill them with my fists ... Time later a friend that was lvl 8 asked me "What sword do you use?" And I told him that I just found an combat knife, he tried to give me his katana because he was leaving to main, but I told him "No man, I dont want to break it."
How can I become a monster?
I remember that I used to believe that the monsters were controlled by humans. I remember that I always went to the spot on Rookgaard with the Orc Spearmen and tried to talk to the monsters, saying things like "Hey, come on, I won't tell anyone, I know that you are a human that controls this monster, just please tell me how can I become a monster in Tibia and how much do I get paid for it? I won't tell anyone, I promise!". It didn't work, but after I got some more experience in the game, that you loose your levels and equipment when you die, I even created a new special character to talk to the Rats in the sewers and convince them to tell me how much CipSoft pays them and how can I become one. All the people who were looking at me talking to Rats in the sewers must have had a lot of fun. I even asked people in the Help channel about how to become a monster in Tibia and how much do I get paid for this, but the answer was either a laugh, an insult, or just no answer. People thought I was kidding and I was so serious! Oh, and yes, it took me a while to finally understand that monsters in Tibia were monsters, not Humans.
How can I pause tibia?
I was watching a movie of mine (made by one of those Tibia recording programs) in full screen. Then I paused the video to get a water glass in the kitchen. In this middle time, my stepchild passed by the door of our laboratory, and saw that scene: my character there, and all the stopped monsters around him. It was then that he asked, without thinking: "How did you do to pause Tibia?!"
Lessons to run away to a pk
I was walking around Carlin depot with a real life friend when I decide to teach him how to play in a Open pvp Server. So we went to the highest floor of the Theater Avenue Flats and I started to put the chairs like a classroom where I was the teacher. Before we start the class a level 10 appeared and I invited him to try the first lesson, it was "save your life running away from player killers", i started to hit him and he started to run saying in capital letters "HELP HELP". When i stopped to attack, he asked if he did it good and told me he was ready for the second lesson. I will never forget that funny day in my tibian life.
Daddy why?
After passing the first bridge from Venore a Giant Spider showed up, my friend paniced, but still made it up to the mountain passage and safety. On the top another character stood, the one responsible for the luring. My friend typed what he thought was anditode (exana pox) but he misspelled it. I saw the error and was about to tell him, but he was focusing on the other character instead. Since it was his in-game dad and my friend began to type, "Daddy why?" and he dropped down dead by the poision! What a last sentence.
Camouflage
After talking to the Oracle, I decided I would be a Knight and go to Thais, so thats what I did, but for my surprise when I got to the main lands, the temple was full of people, I didnt really understand why but I was very anxious for the new quests and stuff so I started pushing people to get out of the temple... I was in the first row when for the first time in my tibian life I saw a Giant Spider, I got excited and afraid at the same time, there was also a guy walking back and forth, close to the Giant Spider, I didnt know exactly what he was doing but since he was the highest level around, I decided to ask him what was going on. He said someone had lured that Giant Spider over there, I asked if he could kill it, he said it was too strong for him but that he would give me a tip so I could finally go hunting. He said: If you wear green and hide under the trees, the Giant Spider wont see you, you just need to hop between trees. I found that very friendly and decided to do it right away cause I was very anxious to hunt in the so called main islands, but for my sadness 3 seconds later I was back to the temple...
All players working together to finish Inquisition
It might not be a funny memory but one of the best I have, while playing Tibia. It was when Inquisition Quest was implemented, many players gathered to try and do it, players from diffrent guilds that didn't like each other, started to cooperate and try hard to finish this quest. Many died on the way but came straight back to be of help. In the final room many of us were out of supplies, but still we didn't run from that romm, we were doing what we could so all could finish, unfortunetly we couldn't make it, we had to all run out. But we didn't give up, we took new supplies and did the last part again!
Infinite food
I started playing after a few RL friends basically dragged me to it. I complained about the graphics before I made my character, but once I created it, I was hooked. I managed to master ladders, rope, shovel and pretty much everything within the last few hours, except for food. I would eat food constantly, and would talk to my friends how great it was when I "kept eating, but food didn't vanish", and how I would be sad when my ham would just disappear from my bp. After laughing at me for about five days, they finally told me that I only ate when the food disappeared, and that I didn't eat before, I was "filled up". After laughing for another hour, they explained to me what "filled up" meant.
Funny story about dragon hams
The summer of 2005 was coming and I was chatting with my real friend in front of Carlin's depot. Suddenly he had discovered that after eating dragon ham his characters' capacity was increased by 30. I've never eaten one myself and it was ultra rare for me proving that you had met a dragon. If that what he was saying were true I wanted to have improved my cap as well! So I told him I'd like to buy one from him. And then it turned out! I didn't have enough cap to make a trade successful and we realized that ham actually weight something. We were laughing out loudly all day long.
Indeed we were huge newbies back then but remember: dragon ham do increase your cap by 30 after you eat it!