Quotes & Stories: English Tibian Stories
The life of a newb
After weeks of hunting rabbits and spiders i had finaly reach level 5 in rookguard. I had just bought the best armor and legs available in rookguard, I decided it was time to try them on so i went hunting and encountered the fearsom Orc Spearman! I ran like a madman warning people about the danger! I managed to escape in yellow health. Once i was back in town a stranger aproached me claiming he had a health potion just for me.. I thougt it wierd that he would offer to me it but he demonstrated it on himself first. Poured the green liquid in to a through and used it on himself, sadly he missed himself and threw the liquid on the floor. But that was no big deal he said as he had more the second time he hit his character, and it clearly said Aah, and not the Urk. i was expecting. Now he had gained my trust and it was my turn to drink this healing liquid. I drank, and to my horror there was no Aahm but an URK, How could this be!? i saw him drinking it!? Panicing i thought: hey theres only a 10% chance of loosing all my items.. So if I put everything I have in my backpack there is a 90% chance i wont loose anything! Quickly I began to drag all my equipment to my backpack, smiling while saying to myself "heh.. Im one step ahead little pk" Slowly i saw myself die and when I respawned at the temple i realized all BP was GONE!? The next day in school i was talking to a friend, I told him what had happend and he said "LOL, was that you? I was the guy with the slime! Didn't you know you always loose your Bp?"

utevo res "giant spider
I was hunting Hydra with a GS ... Then a guy came and told me what weapon that are u using? I said: GS. Then he said: Giant Sword? I said no, Giant Spider! utevo res "giant spider

Accidents happen...
I will never forget when I killed my friend accidentally testing UE's, he stopped talking to me for 3 days. hahaha Char lover detected o.o

Christmas List 2010
I know I may be asking much, but please do you have some time? I really hope that you won't think less of me for my nursery rhymes. You see, this year I have been a really good boy But on my wish list for presents this year, I don't want silly toys.

Tik Tok (Chri$tma$ 2010)
Santa, I want more I want better items conjured Tonight, I'mma fight Til' there's presents in my sight Tick tock, on the clock But my wish list don't stop, no

Tibian Pie
They were singin' Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye, Saw the new spells, saw the graphics And I have to reply Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies, This'll be the day Tibia dies"

3 (DLs and Frosties)
1, 2, 3 Going dragon hunting Watch out for the GFBs Or you'll get caught in between Countin' 1, 2, 3, DLs and frosties Gettin down with draggies Everybody loves GROAR!

I Kissed A Drunk GM
I kissed a drunk GM Why do I do these things I do to myself I kissed a drunk GM I'm sure I could've been anybody else

Cloning itens
I'll never forget when I lost my mace in rookgard cuz a noob said to me to put it on the desk and press ctrl + L and my char logged out and he took my precious mace ¬¬

What a noobzor!
A long time ago, when I was a rook noob, I thought you would be killed right away on main when you stepped out of the temple so, I rather stayed in rook for a while (level 20). asahsuahsua

Killing my first drag
My first drag was killed at level 23 with my noob paladin, using bolts, the drag killed me twice but at the end I killed him and looted a serpent sword. lol

My first day in Mainland
My first day in mainland was in the server of aldora, I choose this world cuz is the first one to choose in the create a character :P I was an habitant of thais, when I arrived there I was very happy, everything was new, very different of rook, than I asked on default where could I put my itens, and some guys sayed to me put in depot, but I was afraid of loosing my mace, so I called my rl friend to ask him about it and he just confirmed it. Than someone starts following me and inviting me to his party, but I though he was attacking me, so I started running like a chicken for whole thais hahaha I'll never forgot this.

My first days on Mainland
When I got my first character to mainland I choose Carlin as my hometown. All my RL's were in Thais though and we were all FACC...

when a nb find a amazon:
[...]So I ask: who will kill you?[...] A friend of mine sends me a msg: help, help! it's killing me! after a time sends me another message: I died: ( So I ask: who will kill you? my friend says: a lot of women, one was called amazon

Cave rat gang boss o.o
Man! you cannot belive!, I died for a gang......... my friend created his first char on tibia... in the other day I ask him in the school... so did you like it? my friend says: Man! you cannot belive!, I died for a gang me: gang? lol friend: I was in a cave, very dark... so when I see... a lot of rats came and attack me, a fat rat was their leader... I could not move, I tried to kill them but I died and lost my sword ;/ Can you give me another one?
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30 June 2022 06:49:59
pato

21 May 2017 14:36:31
GrinThank you!

21 May 2017 14:02:50
Happy B-Day! Smile

21 May 2016 16:13:31
Happy Birthday FunTibia! Smile

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11 April 2016 22:44:06
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