Tibia or me?!
My girlfriend came up to me and said:
- Tibia or me!
"I miss her ..."
1st char noob life
I'll never forget when I made my first char and spent over one hour to climb a ladder.
UP and DOWN LVL 1 min
21:38 Damus Win [130]: << xD
21:38 Kariel Win [132]: Gratz xD
21:39 Damus Win [129]: <
21:39 Damus Win [129]: -.-
21:39 Kariel Win [132]: lol kkkkk
True Story, bro...
So, i go there with my fashion citizen outfit all pink (yeh, i'm badass)
And what i found? a guy was about to loose his DH!!! and like i'm a good guy i was helping him.
Lanzador de Flechas [96]: WHAT ITEM?
Maly palladin [24]: dh
Lanzador de Flechas [96]: OK, CTRL + IWANTMYDEMONHELMETBACKPLEASE
Maly palladin [24]: i not noob
Lanzador de Flechas [96]: >.<
Lanzador de Flechas [96]: wtf? kicked?
3 minutes later. (now i was wearing my black outfit)...
Maly palladin [24]: afff, devolveeee (give me baaaack), u is gm?
Lanzador de Flechas [96]: :DDDD, not! i'm just lucky!
Gm disbanned gay
One day like 3 years ago.My friend was walking in edron, and saw me walking around too, he yelled 'gay' to me, but just kidding like friends do.But the GM was there and banned him for offensive. =O.After this, my friend didn't know speak english to say, he wasn't offensive nobody just kidding with me.Then I wrote for him,JOKING, 'I was just yelling for my friend gay, he is my gay friend, then it's not offensive.Anyway I'm gay too and don't care if anyone call me gay.I am homossexual.' And he said for GM this, after 3 mins he disbanned my friend and said: Goodlucky with your gay friend I hope he is handsome. =O
HAHAHAHA really funny. :D
Accidents happen
Last time I was watching a porn video and I copied the video to paste in my browser and accidentally I pasted it in the trade channel. 5 minutes later the GM banned me, but if he had watched the video and saw that blond hot girl, I'm sure he would forgot about it.
My story
I had just started playing Tibia and was hunting rats in Rookgard. I had the eq you start with so rats could damage me. To the right of my eq there were symbols with a sword, a shield, a sword crossed over the sheild a running guy, a guy and a fist.....
100 fist fighting
Podobno po osiągnięciu 100 fist fightingu można otwierać dziury bez użycia łopaty.
Demon Powered Shield 2
Jeden gracz uniknął kasacji za Demon Powered Shield. Zginął wcześniej, a w czasie sprawdzania nie miał już tarczy.
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