Dwarf
A Dwarf at the spiritualist center...
Horse
What was the horse to the pay phone?
Turtle vs Larvas Gang
The turtle arrived at the station desolate after being raped and robbed by a gang of larvae...
elephants immune to fire?
Why the elephant does not catch fire?
Bats bet
One day three bats made a bet, had to suck blood from the 1st animal they see, and would also hobble the clock the time they arrive.
Orc berserker
What an orc berserker said .....
Omelette chocolate
How to make an omelette chocolate?
Light bulb
12:33 Aurimoth [106]: hey, how many dwarf you need to change a light bulb?
CM can jump!?
Did you hear that...
Rat vs Hydra
Hydra:jajaja lol you are so cute Rat:lol you are so hydra :D Rat:some people tell me 2 head is best than one but three :s good luck baby Hydra:;( stupid
Do you know what is the food...
Do you know what is the food which according to experts decrease 90% in sexual desire?
Male or Female? Bats
The Queen Eloise comes home and finds her husband King Tibianus with a flypaper in hand, looking for victims. Queen Eloise: Honey what are you doing? King Tibianus: Do not you see I'm killing bats? Queen Eloise: and how many have you killed? King Tibianus: I killed 3 males and 2 females! Queen Eloise: and how do you know which are males and females? King Tibianus: Is that 3 were in the bottle of beer and two were on the phone.
Antidote
Why people in rl die by Spider's attacks or by Snakes?
Because they didn't buy Antidote (exana pox)
Fire
Why are tibian players not scared in rl of fire?
Because it's only 20 hitpoints
The 4 vocations in Tibia
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