Quotes & Stories: Jokes
What you are allowed to do at 18?:)
3 people are speaking and the one says:"What can you do when u are 18 years old?" The second says "And what can you do when you have 18 lvl?" Third person asks "Sex, drink alcohol, driva a car...?" All of them speak at one time "SO LET US LVL UP FASTER!!!!"

Wolves
Why are wolves so weak? Because they find more dead bodies of noobs then they would be able to kill.

What says a noob to other noob?
What says a noob to other noob? NOOB

who is faster?
Who is faster : 80 lvl or 100 lvl? Nobody, because the floor is moving only :P

What is doing a noob?
What is saying noob every day? noob: Please free items And what is doing noob whe he is ill? noob: please spend me some money, for medicine

What are you doing when u shot a rune?
What are you doing when u shot a rune? Click on Use/hotkey

Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!... Who's there?... Ferumbras... Ferumbras who?... No joke! Is Ferumbras, run!

Whats the difference between a rat and a cave rat?
What's the difference between a rat and a cave rat? The cave rat has cookies

GM x Hero
What's the difference between a stupid GM and a Hero? You won't get annoyed by a Hero

Funny joke
What's a green point at cemetery quarter? Green Reaper

Beholders joke
Why are beholders so ugly? Because their mom and dad are beholders, too!

Cyclops joke
Bozo: How many eyes does a cyclops have? One for each IQ point of their opponents!

Demons joke
Why are the experienced players quicker than others? Because demons love fast food!

Dragons joke
Why do dragons breath fire? Because they ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!

Minotaurs joke
What do all baby minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? Cowboys, of course!
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