A long, long time ago
I can still remember
How those updates used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make those graphics enhance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But winter updates made me shiver
With every feature we'd deliver
Bad news on our home page
Every Tibian was full of rage
I can't remember if we cried,
When we read the flames that they sighed
But something touched us deep inside,
The day that Tibia died
So bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies
Did you read the rules above
And are CMs the ones you're proud of
If Guido tells you so?
Do you believe in mass updates?
And can you see all that we create?
And can you teach us how to update like "whoaaaa"
Well, we know that you all want to sit
'Cause we heard you threatenin' to quit
You screamed you didn't want to swim
Man, you called us really grim
Well, we keep on tryin' not to suck
But you all keep running a big muck
But we knew we were out of luck
The day Tibia died
You started singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies"
Now for ten years we've been our own
And flames grow fast on our forum
But that's not how it used to be
When Knightmare created quest to quest
That was soon changed to chest to chest
From a team that you never would've guessed...
Oh, and while Guido was looking down
He summoned a behemoth into town
The Tibians should've all learned
Oh, but they remained unconcerned
And while the skull system was soon revealed
We thought that Tibian's fates were sealed
But we soon realized what was to yield
The day Tibia died
They were singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll will be the day Tibia dies"
Dokein's declined and forced to resign
The GMs are flamed with an ugly design
Eight pages long and growin' fast
Each GM was soon bashed
The players tried to go and harass
With Guido in the office unsurpassed
Now the last update we removed some runes
While the knights screamed that they were screwed
They all got potions to use
Oh, but they all just had to refuse!
'Cause the druids tried a new spell
Which brought the town some brand new hell
Do you recall which vocation fell?
The day Tibia died
They were singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies"
Oh, and there we were all in one place
Hiding in the depot just incase
Another kick happened again
So come on Steve be smart, Guido be quick
Just try and stop those damn kicks
Cause kicks are nobody's friend
Oh, and as we watched those bots engage
Our hands soon clenched with fists of rage
No GM born in Hell
Could break that macro's spell
And as the flames grew higher into the night
To protest the cheater's rights
Reebow was laughing with delight
The day Tibia died
They were singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies"
We met a fansite that sang these blues
We asked them to share some happy news
But they just smiled and didn't update
We went and made a feedback form
So we could try and prevent the storm
But the players only showed all their hate
And in the game; the druids screamed
The knights died, and the paladins dreamed
But not a word was spoken
Everyone's hopes were broken
And the playing that you all loved before
That you don't care for anymore
Caught the last flames of the fire's soar
The day Tibia died
They were singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies"
They were singin'
Bye, bye, old school Tibia, goodbye,
Saw the new spells, saw the graphics
And I have to reply
Them good ol' Tibians didn't think they'd apply
Screamin' "This'll be the day Tibia dies,
This'll be the day Tibia dies"