Dragons hunt with friends
Since I started my adventure with Tibia I always wanted to kill a dragon. Certain day I decided to hunt some dragons with my friends. All of us was free accounts so we went to Venore dragon lair. After 30 minutes we was sad because we haven't got any worth loot. Then one person from our team said "Lets kill a dragon lord!". After moment of silence and conversation about that we recognize to go and kill one. Our plan was straight, we wanted to go to tower and kill him as fast as possible. All people from team agree that blocker will go to north stairs and shoters to south. Unfortunately my real friend made mistake and used north stairs. When we was ready to kill dragon lord, we went up, occupy positions and started attacking. Miserably we didn't see that one of us went to north stairs and stood on the same sqm where red beast was stand and he finally died by our combo. By the way, we looted a tower shield of the dl xd
Do you have LAGS?
I remember a long time ago, I was hunting at rotworms cave at darashia and I had lags so I did a question for a guy that was sharing the cave with me:
- Do u have lags?
And he answered:
- Yes, plate.
GO GO POWER RANGERS!
Me and my friends were practical jokers back in the day. What we normally did was stopping low level players in Thais cross road by saying "!!". Some players asked "?". Some would just log out right the way. We also caught people who speed in cities by roleplaying police and attempted to "fine" them. We also formed a team of "power rangers" by dressing in different colors in citizen outfit! We stormed every city of Tibia yelling "GO GO POWER RANGERS"! We changed formation and summoned the giant robot. kkkkkkkkkk
Noob, using fishing rod
I was about level 5, I spent all my money buying my first fishing rod and I didn't know how to fish, so I tought "Of course!!! I had to throw the line in the water to fish!" so I throwed my fishing rod on the water and stopped playing because I didn't have any money or equips anymore.
How to don't be killed by players while playing at a female char
There was a time when Okolnir, the home of frost dragons, was claimed by a single person on my server. I didn't see the guys' letter because I was excited to kill some frosts and I didn't realize it until later. When he saw me killing one of "his frosts", he started attacking my character, a female paladin. Since he had a male character, I told him "You hit girls rl? -.-" and when I said that, he stopped hitting me, and asked me if I was a girl. I said yes, even though I'm not, and he asked for a way to contact me out of the game! I said that I'm an attractive girl and only like talking to attractive guys... and I asked if he was a beautiful guy, and he said: "Soy feo" (I'm ugly). I felt sorry for him but couldn't help laughing at his honest reply. ahsuahsuah
Funny death
I was hunting with some friends in Formorgar Mines with my royal paladin, then we went to the "afk spot" near the Juggernaut pit to make a lunch. Then, when i came back, i suggested to solo a destroyer that was near the stair, and everybody said "go for it". I didn't realize the irony of them, and i armed myself with assassin stars and walked down the stairs.
Then I saw a green shadow running to me and killing me with one hit (i was about level 120). When i came back to venore temple, i realized that was the Juggernaut near the stairs but just outside the screen. Everybody besides me saw the creature there, so they ironically said the "go for the Destroyer!"
Who is mana?
It happened a long time ago, i was a level 35-40 sorcerer by that time. I went to my favourite hunting spot, the Kazordoon dwarf guard caves, for some nice loot and experience. By that time, i almost never used mana potions so when mana went low, i had to go up to the cave entrance and mana sit a while till mana goes up. One day, while mana sitting, a little girl (cant remember her name) come to me and we started talking. After some talking, she asked me what i was doing there and then i explained i was waiting for mana to "come up", so i can restart hunting again. The funny thing is that she thought that "mana" was a character name and then started asking which level and vocation was she. I started to laugh a lot but i couldnt make fun of her, she was very friendly and obviously a newbie. In the end i just explain what mana was and went back hunting.
Arrow slot is not safe
When I was a newbie I believed in many rumours.
For example I believed that you couldn't loose the item you had at the arrow slot when you died.
So I always dragged my most important item to the arrow slot right before I died.
But one day I had an idea, if I put a bag there I could secure 8 items instead of 1!
So the next time I was about to die I dragged all my equipment to the bag I had placed at the arrow slot.
Then I logged in at the temple and was very surprised, because I had lost the bag with all my set even though it was on the 'safe' arrow slot!
No english
When I was lvl 20, I was hunting with my friend and we found a botter in our cave, so my friend reported him and told me for report too. So in the time that the GM came...my friend had left to go to the bathroom and the botter was offline..so the GM started making me questions, but I didnt understand anything, I keep saying: no english...no english...The GM thought that I was botting bcuz only was anwer the same thing. So my friend back and explain to the GM what happened and I didnt got banned. He He
Sheep
I killed all the respaw of sheeps in rook, then came a noob and said:
-- =/ man, why u killed all? I wanted to get lvl with the exp of sheep too. I just wanted to kill 1 that I would pass 1 lvl.
How to use equips
I didn't even know how EQ works when I started playing Tibia. I found Studded Armor on the ground and that made me very excited. I took it into my backpack and went to kill some Wolfs. What did I do? I right-clicked on Studded Armor (which was in my bp), I chose "use" and thought it gives me more def.
I hate frogs kkkkkkkk
I was exploring the dark magician tower north from Thais, when I decided to pick a dead frog that one of them dropped. I then came across a wolf and decided to kill it with my fist, then left my wand of voodoo in the dead frog. I made my way back to Thais then as I got to the depot, I looked down at my battle list and backpack, and caught a glimpse of my wand of voodoo disappear. The dead frog had decayed. I had lost my 22k wand. I was playing with my level 62 sorcerer, and I am now so utterly embarassed...
Curiosities about renting a house in the past
Have you ever heard that in the past you had to be level 20, which was considered a high level at the time, to rent a flat. When you won those action you were given two keys, wich you hoped to not lost it or you would have a hard time getting them back, not to mention if someone killed you, they could enter in your house if you drop your key.
The lost Sword of Valor
I will never forget when a level 8 msged me that he want but my sov for 500k, that's a good offer on these days, and I went do carlin dp on a noob char, and i traded with him, but he don't trade nothing with and he said on default that I didn't have any sov, so I put it under my dopot box to show him, but he has a friend prepared to trash my depot so I lost my sov! grrrrr
funny story
When my rl friend was teaching me how to play, he said that I could go to main just level 8, so when I went to level 8, I tried to pass to the premium bridge of rookgard for more than 30 minutes kkkkkkkkk