Skeletons joke
Why do skeletons flee if wounded?
Because they are so spineless!
Trolls joke
Why do trolls live underground?
Because on the ground there are so many PKs!
Whats the difference?
What's the difference between a Premium Account and a Free Account?
The Premium account has chars with more pixels.
A trip to Amazônia!
Mom: Son, we're going to travel to Amazônia.
Son: Ok, Mom. Just let me bring my leather whip, just in case I face a midnight panther.
How do you kill a blue elephant?
How do you kill a blue elephant?
He throws mud at him to turn brown, then put him on a ship for him to be sick and green, then you fill it up to beat him turn purple, then you paint it black, and gives him a scare until it turns white then you distemper him until he rose and kills him with the sword to kill pink elephants.
How do you kill a brown elephant?
Put it on a ship for him to be sick and green, then you fill it up to beat him turn purple, then you paint it black, and gives him a scare until it turns white then you distemper him until he kills it with pink and with a sword to kill the pink elephant.
How do you kill a green elephant?
How do you kill a green elephant? Punches him until he was purple, then you paint it black, and gives him a scare until it turns white then you distemper him until he rose and kills him with a sword to kill pink elephant.
How do you kill a purple elephant?
How do you kill a purple elephant?
Paint it black, then you give a start on it until it turns white, then you distemper him until he rose and kills him with the sword to kill pink elephant.
How do you kill a black elephant?
How do you kill a black elephant?
Give him a scare, then it turns white, then you distemper until he rose and killed him with sword to kill the pink elephant.
How do you kill a white elephant?
How do you kill a white elephant?
Distemper him until he rose and kills him with the sword to kill pink elephants.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
How do you kill a pink elephant?
With a sword to kill pink elephants.
What an orc berserker said .....
What an orc berserker said to the other when he left a noob escape??
R: KRAIORK! KRAI ORK! KRAI KOR
Dont be so troll!!
< A normal day at the bar of Frodo. >
Frodo: Lord, everything is fine?
Troll: Yeah, but I want to say something...
Troll: Whenever I come, the beer tastes bad, the food looks like trash, the other day I found bugs in my soup and you're ugly as hell...
Frodo: But then, why do you come every day?
Frodo: Are you crazy? Stupid? Or what?
Troll: Nah, I'm a troll.
Troll: Hmmm, bugs.
Orc wearing sandals
What type of orc wear sandals?
Orc "Rider".
Tibian noticed that his father died in RL
The mother arrives at home and she has to tell her son that plays tibia 24/7, that his father died.
Mom: Son, your father died
Son: STOP CRYING MOM! Just tell me where he died, I'm going to take his loot.